Thursday, April 26, 2007

How to Eat With a Fork...

...Bella Style.

1) Stab at bagel bit with the fork.

2) Miss.

3) Repeat step 1.

4) Get the bagel bit on the fork.

5) Clap for yourself.

6) Clap so much that your bagel bit falls off your fork.

7) Repeat steps 1 and 2.

8) Clap gently for yourself.

9) Look at bagel bit on end of fork.

10) Pull bagel bit off of fork with your fingers and put it in your mouth.

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